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PostSubject: Male and female geography   Sun May 20 2007, 11:18

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

- Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

- Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

- Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only answer.

- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…



MALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA : ruled by a dick…

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PostSubject: Re: Male and female geography   Tue May 22 2007, 13:06

I like that one!
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PostSubject: Re: Male and female geography   Sun May 27 2007, 20:47

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